I’m in a right hurry, so a little inappropriate joke that I made up  for today, but I think you guys can handle it. If not, you probably accidentally found this on your way to a “Celibacy is close to Godliness” kind of site. OK, here we go:

Sex with a ninja — what a great work out! Unfortunately, I never know when he’s coming.

Hardy har har! Yes? No? OK, I’m not a comedian. But I do promise to have a sexy, dating-related post next time! 😉